Whoever gets to the center fountain/firepit first gets the girl with the plaid sweater and the gold hair pin. Steer clear of the Diablo taco truck for anything beyond 1st base. Read more.
This taxidermy-decorated bar flaunts a mixed crowd (there are occasionally bankers & clubbers here), which means hipsters cling to other like-minded hipsters and make out on the stuffed mongoose. Read more.
This damp cave is dark to the point of nonrecognition, which works in your favor. Trust us. Read more.
Where hipsters bring their OKCupid dates for Thai noodles. Outdoor patio allows for perceived privacy. Read more.
Over-sized glasses, pageboy caps, & jazz-lovers galore. Your only competition: the dude on the white piano. But there's a schedule and pic of who's performing which night, so you can plan in advance! Read more.
Single, hot hipster chicks. Single, hot hipster chicks dancing like mad in confined, packed spaces. What happens at Pianos... generally moves to your apartment. So wash your sheets before going out. Read more.
Hipsters playing bocce. Hipsters in the library. Hipsters by the fireplace. Hipsters in the garden. You could write a 'Muppets Take Manhattan' movie on this place - hipster style. Read more.
