Pure Awesome
Chicago O'Hare International Airport (ORD) is one of Pure Awesome.

1. Chicago O'Hare International Airport (ORD)

6.2
10000 W O’Hare Ave, Chicago, IL
International Airport · 3948 tips and reviews

Jack P.Jack Pattillo: Don't forget your son Kevin at home. He'll most likely have to fend off burglars on his own.

LaGuardia Airport (LGA) is one of Pure Awesome.

2. LaGuardia Airport (LGA)

4.9
Grand Central Pkwy, Queens, NY
International Airport · East Elmhurst · 2588 tips and reviews

The OnionThe Onion: If you plan to be gone more than a few days, set an automatic timer to turn your lights on and off five times a second while pulsating techno music plays. Read more.