The skeeball tables don't have enough balls. You either have to wait for your next ball, or get your finger squished by an incoming ball reaching for the one that is actually there.
You know what Hilliard needs? It needs more winning. More Arcade first dates with virtual reality zombie kills. More Strawberry Watermelon Margarita cocktails at happy hour with coworkers. More Columbus Blue Jackets touchdown dances on absurdly large TV screens every gameday...