i was right in the middle of crafting something funny to say when my phone acted up (old people say "acted up") so you got this instead. it was really funny, something about hot dogs🌭
I like to park my pet monkey next to someone's doodle and then shout out "they're twins!" to passersby. server was not amused and shorted me a carrot stick
I made a mud pie and brought it with me and asked if it would be ok if I bought me a beer. They were very confused by the whole, but polite. No snickering that I could detect