As a brand new Melbournian, I’m meeting new places every day. Haiku Reviews is my attempt to summarise the places I visit in short poems; it’s also a city guide for lazy people like myself.
1. Sister of Soul
Haiku Reviews: At Acland’s Corner / A safe place for all the cows. / Best vegan in town. #HaikuReviews
2. Lentil As Anything
Haiku Reviews: Community place / Where you can pay as you feel / Always a fun meal. #HaikuReviews
3. Little Creatures Brewery
Haiku Reviews: Geelong is where it sits / The best brewery so far. / Aussie beer, cool bar. #HaikuReviews
4. Geelong
Haiku Reviews: A perfect day trip / If you have more than six kids / And love a good beer. #HaikuReviews
5. Sorrento Beach
Haiku Reviews: Rich people’s refuge / Hidden by millions of flies / Repellent or die. #HaikuReviews
6. Gelato Messina
Haiku Reviews: You can’t go wrong with / a place where a flavour is called / Robert Brownie Jr. #HaikuReviews
7. Attica
Haiku Reviews: After the 19 courses, / You wouldn’t know if it’s Chef’s / or Fairy Table. #HaikuReviews
8. Point Nepean National Park
Haiku Reviews: Explore all the views / Where only soldiers could be / Fort Nepean, must see. #HaikuReviews
9. Lord of the Fries
Haiku Reviews: This fast food chain is / a yummy contradiction. / Their Lord is vegan. #HaikuReviews
10. Bunnings Warehouse
Haiku Reviews: A sacred warehouse / where Australians eat snags. / It’s hard to explain. #HaikuReviews
11. Shanghai Street 小街小笼馆
Haiku Reviews: You bring your own booze. / They come with the cheap dumplings. / Prepare for big queues. #HaikuReviews
12. Milk The Cow
13. South Melbourne Market
14. Monarch Cakes
15. Revolver Upstairs
16. Mamasita
17. Woodfrog Bakery
18. Melbourne Recital Centre
19. The Local Taphouse
20. McGains Organic Food Store
21. Phillip Island Penguin Parade
22. The Cuckoo Restaurant
23. Malthouse Theatre
24. Kokoda Memorial Walk (The Thousand Steps)
25. State Library of Victoria
26. 7 Apples
27. Forum Melbourne
28. Claypots Seafood Bar
29. Monk Bodhi Dharma
30. Yarra Valley Chocolaterie & Ice Creamery
31. Yering Farm Winery
32. Standing Room
33. Melbourne Museum
34. Don Don
35. Soumah of Yarra Valley
36. Au79
37. Melbourne Sports & Aquatic Centre
38. Domaine Chandon
39. Palace Cinema Como
40. Brighton Beach
41. Pidapipó Gelateria
42. Din Tai Fung 鼎泰豐
43. Breizoz French Crêperie
44. Prahran Market
45. Tokyo Teppanyaki
46. The Evelyn Hotel
47. Australian Centre for the Moving Image (ACMI)
48. Fitzroy Social
49. Little Rogue
50. The Cape Kitchen
51. Eau de Vie
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