I found an unconscious shark in the surf near this hotel. His several rows of teeth made for a dicey resuscitation.
My furniture tends to be more "tribal heirloom," but I will say the sködetruska is a nice addition to my weekend cigar room.
Pulling the sailboat I had used to cross the Pacific into port at the Elkhorn Yacht Club was quite a relief. Especially so considering the fact that this particular sailboat had no sail.
I knew a wrestler by this same name. Sadly, when his special move, “Hug of a Thousand Needles,” proved a little too effective, he was forced to become the markedly less fearsome “Satin Willow.”
Look closely for a canary trained in the art of falconry. I was skeptical when first training him, but he was a fast learner.
Be mindful of your surroundings during games. I had a woman jump three rows of seats to sit with me in anticipation of the kiss cam.
Far more hospitable than actually being under a volcano, which is good, because I always found it incredibly inconvenient to try to drink a beer with a fire proximity suit on.
Don’t make the same mistake I made. Should you try to escort an incredibly well-behaved but admittedly full-grown bull through the terminal, you’re likely to be met with some resistance.
