Misc

The Most Interesting Man in the World: The name reminds me of my overgrown, Amazonian canal iguana. After neighborhood complaints, I begrudgingly relocated it in a remote lake in Scotland.

The Most Interesting Man in the World: According to some historians, my birth was predicted here.

The Most Interesting Man in the World: I always hear of people losing their luggage. But everytime I come through this airport, the people in baggage claim give me an extra bag.

The Most Interesting Man in the World: Fortunately this place doesn’t have the werewolf problem that the Full Moon Sports Bar nearby does.

The Most Interesting Man in the World: I threw a tennis ball to a dog here once. He came back with a tennis racquet and a tennis pro named Sheila. He was a very smart dog.