Pick your bachelor party tables carefully. Best bets are the ground floor booths on the right side, which allow you to pick off approaching bachelorettes with ease. Read more.
The 25th (!!!!) season of MTV’s The Real World was shot at the Hard Rock. Just pretend the somebody you’re with was in the cast; we’re (almost) positive some hotties will bite. Read more.
While you might be tempted to get a table outside, the smart money is actually on the tables by the stripper poles on either side of the inside of the club. Likes drunk moths to a light... Read more.
On nice nights get a table on the terrace. You'll have a great space and a sick Strip view. Read more.
Promoters hang around the Queue Bar on the casino floor around 8:30pm-9ish and they give out free wrist bands and stamps to girls and guys chilling there. Read more.
Shell out the cash for one of the outdoor cabanas where, away from the riff-raff and among the pretty people, you will have a prime location with top service and a place to bring the Bottle Feeders. Read more.
Tucked away inside LAX with elevator access guarded by security (also via a back door entrance on the Mandalay Place valet side of Luxor) is a smaller, exclusive lounge called Noir Bar. Read more.
Do NOT drunkenly order the Haze 75, a mixture of Remy Martin Louis X111 Black Pearl Cognac, Grand Marnier 150, and Cristal Rose Champagne, served with a Breitling watch. Price: $25,000. Read more.
The stage is a great place to audition the Bottle Feeders you’ll be having at your table. Watch from your table and then send the Host to grab the girls on the pole with the biggest daddy-issues. Read more.