Phillip Smith

"Have you wanted to know what it's like stand in line for hours? If the answer is yes, come on down and discover what government inefficiency is all about!"

"If you're seeking the cure for insomnia, attend a briefing."

"The staff here are apathetic to the presence of customers."

"This is the worst hotel I've ever stayed at. I get kicked out mid-way through my trip because they overbooked. Just all around rude staff. I wouldn't stay here if they paid me."

"Join the airborne and jump into battle!"

"They pour the Guinness too fast...it's not a lager that can be poured fast."