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I, Deejay of house F. 2nd of his name, mayor of the train station and the morning commuters- relinquish my mayorship of Kings Park Train Station. I journey to reside in the Kingdom of Astoria.
As new elected mayor of 31st Ave Bareburger, I promise to lobby free pickles for everyone.
stay in your seat until the seatbelt sign goes off, then get your bags and stand in the aisle until the doors open
It's not cold, its not spring and theres no harbor. This place is made of lies
Take a shot every time Weather Channel loses their shit about anything.
There's a hidden door near gate 224. It leads to a secret tunnel system built by J Edgar Hoover. It's a bit of a maze but if you follow the right wall, you eventually end up in Ohio.
Have the Honey Boo Boo to drink. This Gogo juice will help you win pageants!!
Go inside your own soul and find true horror. Reward yourself with a can of Sprite.
If you take the to Kings Park station and you leave your car there and you get picked up at the Huntington train station then you need to remember to go back to Kings Park and pick up your car
