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Ted's Hideaway

Ted's Hideaway

Dive Bar$$$$
South Point, Miami Beach
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    Mariana B.
    "Best local bar in South Beach, cool people, pool table, fun times."(4 Tips)
    Pavlo
    "Best locals bar, and the bar tenders are all ladies."(3 Tips)
    Jeff G.
    "High five Christini if she's here."(3 Tips)
    Alex R.
    "Go at happy hour - we all love cheap drinks!"(8 Tips)
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  • Gabe H.heart icon on user image
    Gabe HerreraFebruary 8, 2016
    Been here 5+ times
    My favorite bar on the beach. You got it all there and it has small town bar prices south of 5th Miami Beach.
  • Askiaheart icon on user image
    AskiaFebruary 2, 2016
    Chill place in the cut. The prices are great and the bartenders are cool. Decent place to watch a game and play pool. FYI smoking is allowed here and pets too after a certain time.
  • Miami New Times
    Miami New TimesJuly 12, 2013
    Best of Miami 2013- Best Dive Bar, Miami Beach: Ted's Hideaway. Slip in for a drink where you could encounter a local or a tourist. Make a new friend or two. Read more
  • Alex R.heart icon on user image
    Alex RichardsJuly 30, 2015
    Sit at the bar and enjoy one of Miami's best dive bars. Go at happy hour - we all love cheap drinks!
  • Mariana B.
    Mariana BMay 1, 2012
    Been here 10+ times
    Best local bar in South Beach, cool people, pool table, fun times. Ask for Patsy, she is a great bartender!
  • Pavlo
    PavloMarch 22, 2010
    Best locals bar, and the bar tenders are all ladies. Watch out cuz you wont pull numbers big shot, they know better. Great spot. maybe you'll see my favorite blond
  • Pablo A.heart icon on user image
    Pablo ArusJune 19, 2012
    Been here 5+ times
    locals hideaway in sobe. good place to watch sports games, good beer, nice bartenders, decent food.
  • Miami New Times
    Miami New TimesJanuary 6, 2011
    Best Dive Bar on the beach - cheap drinks, good vibe, locals and young-professional crowd.
  • George S.
    George StromMay 28, 2010
    Been here 25+ times
    One of the best "dive" bars I know....friendly and beautiful staff, cheap drinks, and your second drink is on the house if you worked that night in the service industry!
  • Carlitos R.
    Carlitos RojasApril 18, 2013
    Sam is the best bartender, awesome service.
  • Jacobo G.heart icon on user image
    Jacobo GómezJanuary 15, 2015
    Classic dive bar. Rusty, not in good shape, weird crowd... GREAT PLACE!
  • Erick W.heart icon on user image
    Erick WoodNovember 5, 2013
    Been here 10+ times
    Suzelle is a sweetheart and Cody is a fave too!
  • József C.heart icon on user image
    József CsikiDecember 30, 2017
    Nice bar, pretty barmaids
  • SamSam S.heart icon on user image
    SamSam SlagHuisOctober 1, 2013
    Been here 25+ times
    Drinkers beware: "Happy Hour" is $1 off per drink. It's not 1/2 off. It's not 2 for 1. It's not happy. Bartenders will not explain this to you unless you ask for specifics.
  • Ryan G.heart icon on user image
    Ryan GoltzmanOctober 5, 2015
    Definition of a good dive bar.
  • Mattie S.heart icon on user image
    Mattie StegerMarch 3, 2016
    Cheap drinks; pretty good selection.
  • Bob B.
    Bob BowlingMarch 24, 2013
    He secret shot here is Fireball. Do it, I dare you.
  • Michael S.heart icon on user image
    Michael ShibaFebruary 9, 2015
    Great place to play pool.
  • Brad W.
    Brad WarshMarch 23, 2010
    A locals joint, affordable drinks, an all girl bar staff...makes for a good time usually when you cant afford the big clubs.
  • Erick W.heart icon on user image
    Erick WoodDecember 10, 2013
    Been here 10+ times
    Home of the South Beach Bears fan club. Southbeachbears.com
  • Adrian A.heart icon on user image
    Adrian AlanisSeptember 2, 2014
    Cheap. Great service.
  • Trafton G.
    Trafton Gunsmoke™August 6, 2011
    Finally a place I feel comfortable. South beach is full of douches. Come here if you are normal.
  • Jose C.heart icon on user image
    Jose CabaAugust 2, 2012
    Awesome bar and awesome staff
  • Bianca R.
    Bianca RuggeriNovember 25, 2010
    Come see brandy. Sexy fun and the beat bartender! Also see her at rokbar!!
  • Tim M.
    Tim MMay 6, 2012
    Great as always .# 3 dive bar in the USA !
  • Bruno G.
    Bruno GiglioAugust 25, 2011
    Great dive bar in the heart of South Beach
  • Allie M.
    Allie MindermannMarch 13, 2013
    Sam is an awesome bartender!
  • Stephanie D.
    Stephanie DunnApril 20, 2012
    Best dive bar in Miami, period.
  • Trisha C.
    Trisha CarterAugust 11, 2016
    Dive bar #3
  • Miguel C.
    Miguel CruzApril 14, 2010
    If you have the stomach, get a "Game Face" it will kick your ass! Ask Abby to make it!
  • Ashley B.
    Ashley BaesemanMarch 28, 2011
    Nachos are good. Great service. Kind of a sausage fest.
  • The P.heart icon on user image
    The PinkPantherSeptember 11, 2013
    Bring your party pants
  • Ivan M.
    Ivan MladenovicApril 12, 2010
    local bar with great service and fun times.
  • Juana Lina P.
    Juana Lina PinillaFebruary 9, 2011
    Bettina is the best bartender ever
  •  Deon P.
     Deon ParconFebruary 12, 2013
    Cheap.. lets dive to drunk..
  • Mike H.
    Mike HaynesAugust 16, 2010
    Christini friggin rocks! Saturdays & Mondays
  • Jeff G.
    Jeff GonickFebruary 6, 2010
    Been here 5+ times
    High five Christini if she's here.
  • Larry P.
    Larry PowersAugust 21, 2010
    Been here 5+ times
    Christini rocks
  • Will S.
    Will SmithMay 21, 2012
    Been here 25+ times
    Get fucked up. Stay fucked up.
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