Zachary Quist

"Lots of washers and dryers of all different varieties, came on a packed Sunday afternoon and still didn't have to wait for anyone. Top notch, will return."

"If you're bored pull up a chair on the porch and watch the Benson Tower parking lot, something interesting will happen."

"Hang out under the electric blanket while you do your wash, you won't wanna get up to switch."

"They don't sell socks here."

"Pretty sure that was the slowest BK service of my entire life."

"Changing table in the women's room and not the men's, shit is sexist as hell."