Ken Davis

"Technically all three words are correct."

"First rule of Bush Kitty club is don't talk about bush kitties. Second rule of Bush Kitty club is don't go on Saturday night, that's when the weird guys in the Mini Cooper go."

"While food was plentiful, I couldn't find the magistrate."

"The kids that work here couldn't be any more stoned if they injected the pot right into their eyeballs."

"Their name is a bit misnomer. They really frown on parties being thrown inside the store. And they're not a big fan of my dancing either."

"Do art. Get Crafty. Eat cheese."