Mark Irby

"Older guy behind the counter apparently has uncontrolled flatulence. I was in there like five minutes and he farted the whole time. Once while checking us out!"

"Gotta love being followed around by a Chinese guy with a repurposed karaoke microphone ordering more food from the back as you clean out the steam table."

"Seafood is surprisingly good, try the fajitas del mar!"

"Plenty of restaurants! As long as you like American short order cuisine."

"Drive thru = awesome"

"This wal mart seems to never have the things I'm looking for. Poor selection of products here compared to other wal mart in area."