Andrew Willoughby

"$2.50/$3.50/$4.50 for small/medium/large washers and a quarter for 12 minutes in the dryers."

"7-Eleven ATMs don't charge a fee. Hit em up when you wanna keep your money."

"Check out the recently modernized elevators. They still break down all the time but now they have cool party lights."

"Bathroom in the city that doesn't require a key or passcode. Walk in, and enjoy!"

"These sort of stops over the highway offer a great view of the skyline."

"Great wing joint, easily the best in the city. A single order is a great lunch and includes celery, ranch, and two wet wipes for cleanup!"