Martin Kerr

"Don't bother trying to call the store, no one ever answers the phone."

"Vegetable chilli in baked potato in the coffee shop...Yum!"

"Don't bother with the low sugar blackcurrent cheesecake. Low sugar, zero taste, like eating watery coloured purple pulp!"

"Muchas nachos"

"Am thinking I have had my year's supply of salt in my veg pasty!"

"Try the chocolate panatone muffin, superb!"