William Bond

"The service sucks but the prices and food make up for it."

"Garlic twists are like pillsbury croissants with can Parmesan crumbles & no garlic taste. Farmers market pie is good but prepare to use a fork, for it is soggy as the crust can't hold its weight. 5/10"

"If no one is here, there is a good chance they are next door at Celtic"

"When the buffalo tofu wrap is on the special menu, do not pass on it, it's amazing!"

"There is some sort of a rapid dog / orangoutang here, I believe his name is Bruce. Feed him a BBQ chicken pizza and a Lipton green tea and he'll leave you be."

"Whether you get a crazy gourmet slice or decide to be plain Jane and get a classic sicilian, you won't regret your pizza decision."