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MARTINI MONDAYS are better than awesome! Join our facebook fan page and get an updated on the special Martini D'jour every Monday; always $8.00 (double)http://www.facebook.com/pages/Monday-Mayhem-Mar

Become a fan on Facebook and get the updates on all our live music and daily specials! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Moon-River-Bar-and-Grill/124422623987?ref=ts

Stop in for a couple and these people will scare the shit out of you. Stay for a dozen and you're quickly one of them. I recommend the latter. Enjoy

Come in on Sunday morning btwn 10am and 2pm for an INFAMOUS bloody Mary, just $2.50!!!...and yes, you can have it YOUR way.

Wait for a car to drive thru the parking lot w/o stopping. When it happens, run to the door by the stage and moon them as they drive by!!!There's a REASON we're called "MOON" River....

Drop in for $2.00 Tuesdays sometime! $2.00 Wells and domestic ALL DAY/ALL NIGHT!I SAID ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!!

It's an awesome lil bar that we will all miss!

Show Chris Brown (ASSHOLE) yer hard cock for a free shot! Make it a Jägerbomb and he'll have one w/you!

Tell Robert (Spacial K!) You need to fufill this tip and he'll buy yer first beer, drink or shot...

Show Chris your titties for a free shot. Sorry guys for the female gender only!!!

Ruben here is awesome

Martini Mondays are pretty fun!