Andrew Fielding

"If they announce a change of platform, don't follow the herd stampeding towards the stairs; it is usually as quick (and certainly easier) to use the lifts at the other end of the platform."

"My wife travels a 100 mile round trip to get her bras fitted here. They are that good!"

"Facilities are very good, but avoid the chip shop (better to head into Woolacombe) and the evening entertainment (loud and dire!)"

"Pulled pork sandwich is tasty, but nowhere near enough pork."

"Why have a staircase that doesn't go anywhere?"

"Laura and Nick are great chiropractors, and lovely people too! Far friendlier than any of the other chiropractors I've visited in Staines."