Shaun Taylor

"Just like Cheers, everyone knows your name."

"You're neighbors steal your friggin packages, maintenance takes 48 hours, and they love to charge late fees. The apartments are outdated for the price you pay. Can't wait to get outta here!"

"Inquire within for you're financial, political, construction and/or development needs!"

"You basically do all the work to make other people rich off of you're own skills. Meanwhile they're watching you on their P.C. at home on the couch to make sure you're doing your job."

"Gramma makes the best everything!"

"Nothing but a greedy, extremely obese, dirtbag bitch making thousands of dollars scamming people in her own house. Just Sayin. Never come here!"