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The Turtle

The Turtle

Swarm sucks ass.

Washington, DC
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41 places including Coyle House, 7-Eleven, King's NY Pizza, Fishermen's Net
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    "Monica needs to go back to the Bronx, soon."
    The TurtleThe Turtle · 1 week ago
    Mason District
    City
    · United States
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    "Years ago, this was a mysterious never-open place jammed with old glass bottles."
    The TurtleThe Turtle · 2 weeks ago
    E. Klaman, Bottles.
    Apparel
    · Portland, United States
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    "Their annual Rummage Sale is a shitshow of people who can't drive, can't park, and stand clueless in the middle of the hall blocking other people. Nothing of interest any more, either. Avoid it."
    The TurtleThe Turtle · 2 weeks ago
    St. Matthews United Methodist Church
    Church
    · Annandale, United States
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    "Is Danielle gonna stop farting? At least she could stop eating at that one place. That would help."
    The TurtleThe Turtle · 2 weeks ago
    Downtown Portland
    Neighborhood
    · Portland, United States
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    "H WPH WOMD!"
    The TurtleThe Turtle · 3 weeks ago
    McDonald's
    Fast Food
    · Cortland, United States
    5.2
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    "H WOMD????"
    The TurtleThe Turtle · 3 weeks ago
    McDonald's
    Fast Food
    · Cortland, United States
    5.2