Mary McArthur

"The bridge is International Orange!"

"Make sure they give you your full order before you leave the drive-thru window."

"Look for the dog names carved in the cement in the dog area!"

"Can I get my food before the kitchen closes? Eat before you go so you're not climbing the walls before your dinner arrives."

"Watch out for the meth heads who haunt this place at night."

"Horrible service. Perhaps the wings are a good deal, but the quiche isn't!"