Chris LaMorte

"Whether Christian rock, 90s college rock, or smooth jazz hip hop,quite possibly the worst music ever will be playing at all times."

"Jay Jay will cut you good ... and he's knows how to blow you out, too."

"Alas, minibar has jumped the proverbial shark. The beautiful model bartenders have been replaced, the crowd is dull, and it sort of looks like a cruise ship from the 70s."

"Duck gyros. Pomegranate glaze. It will haunt your dreams. Delicious...."

"Genius bar should be studied by all corporations as case study in superior customer service. ...plus there is usually at least one uberhot Hipster stud working"

"Spotless lockerooms, plenty of equipment, an army of staff to keep the place orderly. One complaint: men's lockerroom is a little cramped. Need less showers/sinks, more lockers."