Scott Goostree

"The drive thru left us sitting at the window for ten minutes while we listened to her complain how she "couldn't do this". Poor lady...her job IS pretty tough!!"

"As the new mayor, I would like to apologize for Claire's grouchy tip. Pay no mind to the person behind you tapping their foot like their time is more valuable than yours and have a great day! :)))"

"Failed my vehicle for window tint, with a smerk on his face. Then, after I drove 100 miles to get it reinspected, they tried to tell me they couldn't fit me in that day. DON'T GO HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Try a Powerade with a splash of blue coconut for a sugary rehydrate after a night of drinking!"

"These spacious conveniently placed condos house the most beautiful bird I know! <3"

""I'm the 82nd Airborne, and this is as far as the bastards are going!""