Zachariah Deitrich

"Service tends to run about 2 hours, but you won't notice unless you watch a clock."

"Want good service on the grocery side of this store? Look for the lucid old men. Nothing against the young or the female, but older males with their wits about them offer consistent good service here."

"For the males, there are only 5 public toilets, 2 of which are stalls. Plan your restroom needs out, because you can't count on a toilet being available unless there's almost nobody in the store."