Michael A

"Aww, the cockroaches in the sauna are all grown up and starting families of their own. I remember when they were just wee little tikes."

"Come early for dinner on Saturday night. It's almost empty and the service & food are great. Have the Fricase de Pollo with a nice mojito... You'll have nothing to complain about!"

"Go at off hours at your own risk. When there's no turnover and the food's been sitting a while it's really gross."

"Here's a tip: Blowing your nose in the gym shower, sans tissue, is just gross."

"Love the Spinach Sweet Crisp Salad!"

"Fourth time I've seen someone take a hard fall down the steps leading out of the men's jacuzzi. Be careful, they're extremely slippery when wet, and they're always wet!"