"Watch for animals and idiot drivers. People who rush through the beauty and splendor have no business being there. Enjoy the majesty that is Yellowstone."
"If you take the family here, go on the safari. Make sure to buy food for the animals. The animals will not be interested in saying hi, if your hand doesn't have one of the crackers."
"I love the red eye and always ask for a little ice to make it drinkable. Without the little ice, it is usually so hot that you won't be drinking it for quite some time. Good sandwiches as well."