Trevor Birdsall

"Don't smell your fingers after leaving here."

"If the attendant at the counter nods smiles and blinks twice, pick out what clothes you want and leave. If she looks at you wide eyed and shakes her head while you walk out the door you are good to go"

"Get a tall glass of whiskey, hate fisted, and take a nap under the pool table!!!"

"Practice your trumpet as loud as you can in the breeze-way, many scouters from the new japan philharmonic frequent this area. You'll get recruited!"

"Zomfg Try the starbuqs it so fgood!"

"There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around. Its a hole in the wall its a dirty free for all."