Travis

"The time to go is around 6:30pm, while most of the ship is at dinner or the first theatre showing. No wait."

"Don't drink the CoronaRita."

"Easily the slowest gate agents in any airport in the US. Give yourself time, because there is no motivation to get you on your flight."

"If the twangy arrival and departure tune gets stuck in your head you're really screwed."

"Magazines and newspapers are located behind the check in desk for those inflight moments when electronics are off."

"It's a nice office. Ask for a beer."