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"The other people are always so nice, oh, and the soda machine often gives 2 for 1 diet cokes..."

"If you order pick up, take the time they give you and double it so your wait will only be about 5 minutes..."

"Why do the crack heads tip the porta potties? Umm, you're the only ones that use them."

"Text campesino to 91944, we just did and got half off a second entree"

"Like the people of my porch on facebook"

"Don't cook fries in the same grease as fish....."