Tia Ferrera

"What's with the Chinese girl that works there dressing like a hooker every time i go here? Her skirt was short enough to violate health code. I'll have the dim sum, hold the snatch plz? #lostacustomer"

"The chicken salad is amazing! The rest is not!"

"New menu, much better food. I haven't been here in a long time but i may be mayor by next week with the changes! I'm so glad you fixed the food Sammy :)"

"The new fish is actually really really good!"

"The nachos are good and so is the atmosphere. Except when someone is behind the mic. it gets so loud it's unbearable, I don't think the "local talents" need that much volume"

"This place is an absolute dive - but the food is good. You can't beat that."