Pasquale P.

"People living above me have pitbulls. My friend just had her face mauled off by a pitbull. Let's see if the office make them remove the dog since their not allowed here."

"Try the dirty pirate. It's delicious...and maybe a little smelly."

"Amazing that every time I come here I can't find a single picture of Prince on the wall but there's a pic of Dave Matthews and Fergie. Still a great haircut by Gil!"

"You're right. It's the best Publix around. I just stopped eating subs."

"I like this place!"

"Yuck. Dirty washcloth with smelly discharge on it in our room. Extremely sub-par hotel."