Thomas Pruitt

"Throw down the extra money and get the VIP pass to skip lines, it's well worth it."

"Get rid of the birds, bring back the movie theater."

"Awesome place with lots of old people who smell nice."

"People hate on this place, but it's fine. People on the dance floor are too self-conscious, but the staff is cool enough."

"Fun place, but in a Shyamalan-esque twist, it's the people that are really friendly (if a bit meek) while the bartenders at this neighborhood watering hole/dive are Midtown-on-a-Friday caliber dicks."

"@ the tiny shirtless asian bartender - I'm straight as a cruise missile, but you're bartending my wedding and/or funeral. this isn't open for discussion."