Michael Gardner

"The pease greeters are awesome! Knit caps for everyone!"

"To whoever takes the mayorship from me: I'm only relinquishing my title because I'm off defending our country, I shall reclaim my title upon return next year. Happy drinking to all who come here!"

"This range is pretty cool, lanes separated by woods. Clean porta johns"

"The training isn't what they say its going to be. Mostly lack of sleep and lanes to do. The opfor don't die when shot. We didn't use our Terps at all and they make way too much taxpayer money..."

"Ask Joe to tell you a joke!"

"French dip is awesome!"