Jake Csaklos

"Radio Shack generally has electronic components, wires, equipment for cheaper, though not the same selection."

"Order something hot, and then add more hot sauce. Don't even think, just eat it."

"Lots of booze is overpriced. If you don't care about your liver, go for lower shelf, generic stuff."

"Avoid the Mall from Black Friday to about January 15th."

"Don't use too much detergent in the washing machines!"

"Don't forget to tip your servers."