Jahil Longfella

"good burgers, so don't be laxx hit Jaxx (burger, that is)"

"every 3 or 4 come out rolls, i'll go hi-lo or a crap check. something small. 15 across with a 10 dollar yeoh for kicks."

"yeah man, I only play 6s and 8s after the come out roll. i'll press it a unit when i feel the dice warm, but usually i'll spread the wealth around board 5 and 9, then 4 and 10. tight man"

"Yo Rod, another one - do you always split 2 aces? I always do. I can't think of a situation where you won't. However, Pervis said there is one and it's rarer than a royal flush with a 1 eye jack."

"Yo Rod, question ... dealer showing a 4, you have 12 ... what do you do?"

"Rod, haven't played omaha in years. omaha tourneys are fun and can swing like the goalie on the short end of a fooseball table."