Christopher Olesen

"Bring a trike, everyone checks you out & you get a great work out!"

"I never had shitty service until today. I didn't get an answer on how to fix my problem that is Apple's issue."

"Sometimes you want to leave so bad that you forget they can hold you hostage on the runway. And there is nothing you can do about it."

"Know how many people are in your party. They like to scare you into cooking your own food, setting the table & doing the dishes. Be careful of what you say and how you say it."

"Ask for Boar's Head meat and you won't get it. They have this stuff they call meat?"

"Don't fish before a snow storm in March, unless you have time to kill."