Steve Brack

"This was once a very nice place to live, but now, the plumbing is in disrepair, the parking lot is a mass of potholes, and the management won't even answer my letters. I'm unhappy here."

"For $7: Any size pizza, regular, specialty, or up to 5 toppings, including flavored crust & stuffed crust varieties."

"Young man, there's a place you can go // I said, young man, when you're short on your dough ... It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A..."

"His prices & workmanship are excellent, and he offers free local estimates. 816-517-8073"

"The first Tuesday of every month, they offer a free treat for every dog that brings its owner into the store. Too cool."