Andrew Cerny

"Proprietor is a multi-talented woman of renowned beauty who will charm with her wit while sating your belly with her fine cooking and delighting your ears with her virtuoso like talent on the guitar."

"My mothers a manager here an their bonuses are based off of sales, and I want a mac book pro, so get off your bum and go buy some cheap chineese stuff at walmart TY"

"The gate is broken again, hope no one steels my stuff from apt 5 202 . . ."

"Run away."

"Avoid the mall. The only thing here is the theater"