Alastair Brown

"Try the sixth form. Remember, if u don't do well enough the first time, keep trying!"

"Not as bad as travel advisor would have you believe, filled with students but as they are foreign they are perfectly polite!"

"Watch a film. Cos that's what it's here for!"

"Watch out for people shopping in their pyjamas. Laugh."

"Go to the third floor and absorb some art. Feel cultured."

"Food"