simon mccarthy

"Seems like business has crashed since the move to the new Soho location."

"I hear Monsieur Le Castrec is moving down the road to 'where zey ave more opportunity' but there's some special offers in the meantime."

"Chilled and pleasant cafe that's quieter than the ones in the medieval town."

"No deer at all. Not even young ones."

"Apparently Queen Charlotte no longer resides in her cottage."

"Don't expect service between midday and four in the afternoon. This is the owner's lunch and personal grooming period."