simon gray

"The touchscreen is a bit unresponsive."

"I always find queuing to be served by a human to be quicker than the self service queue, acksherly."

"Big on price, small on portion size."

"Refused to honour my mayorship discount as well. Shame, really."

"Acksherly, I would go as far as saying you get a better experience if you do it the wrong way round anyway!"

"If you start at the exit (up the road from the chippy) and turn around after beezley falls you can see most of it for free - but carry on over the hill and Thornton Force makes it worth paying."