Simon Crowe

"Despite the previous comment I reckon I can wait 30 mins for my food when this is the view. Chill, you are on holiday. Actually the greek salad was great and the tzatziki even better."

"Try the home made cake -made with a very expensive mixer."

"Get Mark to make a "posh" coffee for you. Don't drink the instant stuff :-)"

"Put some chairs for men near the changing rooms. If we are happier you will sell more! Wi-fi would also help :-)"

"Best gay bar in Stratford - everything goes"

"Get ready for a little wait - always a line at the till"