Scott Westron

"Not brilliant."

"I detest anywhere that says their customers can't open their own champagne due to 'elf an safety. Dire."

"Misbehave."

"Not the same without Maurice. Basically full of awful staff with attitude problems and a complete lack of courtsey. Best to stay well clear of this once great but now lamentably poor venue."

"Come late."

"Awful, if you're here backpacking then it would suffice. If, more likely, you're here with business then forget it. Room service night menu? Pizza in a box!"