Scott Woods

"Don't go into Room D, there's a massive hom in there!"

"I generally hate the major of this gaff, do join me in mutual hatred!"

"Didnt know this was a gay bar..... Be careful! Spirits are to cheap to lose your guard!"

"Always need a piss come Walton way, so remember to use the meadows chippy before boarding!"

"Don't ever be tempted by a pint of Ruddles!"