MATT SCHOTTING

"Get so much pizza that mike comes to say hi to you PIZZA FEAST!"

"The chili is great, make sure you get extra cheese and scallions on the side. Burgers are good as well, Italian beef with a sausage will fill you up for the rest of the day."

"Whilst sitting on the couch one must place you're feet shoulder width apart whilst placing them on the floor or any other surface capable of having feet placed on it."

"Also mommy will show you how to eat hummus, yeah, highly informative."

"Do not conduct any business with these crooks. They use a lending practice called the rule of 72, they are predatory lenders. Avoid them at all costs!"

"It's essentially a fusion between a milk shake/50s diner that serves Hispanic food. Good food, fast service, moderately priced."