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Satellite Room
(Now Closed)Diner, Bar, and American Restaurant$$$$
U-Street, Washington
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EaterApril 25, 2013Satellite Room, the newest of the Hilton Bros. projects, serves up drinks in a chic diner atmosphere. Sip on boozy milkshakes, or grab a beer on tap.
Amy GraffJune 13, 2017Cheap, loud, quick, and a little messy. The Satellite mixes dive bar with diner and delivers it with a side of awesome service and tunes. Great place to grab a pre 9:30 Club bite.
Diana BrodyApril 3, 2018Great beer, tasty snacks (5 kinds of tater tots, including poutine tots!), and the space is very cool. Cozy but sleek booths, a huge, gorgeous neon sign above the bar, & a nice outdoor patio.
Bitches Who BrunchMarch 4, 2016The Vincent Vega with Bourbon, vanilla ice cream, and whipped cream is just as good as the milkshake at your favorite childhood diner, but loaded with liquor. They are deceivingly strong. Read more
Great spot/crowd. Some of the nicest bartenders I've come across in the city. Even on a cold night the outside patio was well warmed and comfortable. The mac n cheese is legit.
Dave DettloffApril 16, 2013Order your shake early and where you have a seat or stool (mine took two attempts and 20 minutes to get at the bar), but worth it! Bartenders are great and fast at cocktails.
Curt SallingerJuly 24, 2016Great place some drinks prior to a show at the 930 Club. Word on the street is that the brunch is solid too, but I haven't verified yet.
Tater tots come inside the breakfast burrito. Be still my grease-clogged heart.
Macaroni and Cheese was spectacular and could not stop raving about the peanut butter boozy shake. Highly skeptical at first, but this place is amazing!
Brittany JobesMay 22, 2017Great spot to grab a drink and meet the band after a show at the 9:30 club. The food looked good too!
Marianna MuratovaAugust 10, 2014Great boozy milkshakes and chilly fries. Also, a very cool atmosphere if grabbing a drink with a friend
WinterOctober 19, 2012The meatloaf is family sized and delicious. We subbed the mashed potatoes for sweet potato fries. You will definitely leave full.
BOctober 8, 2017Great decor. Great atmosphere and music. Delicious and fairly strong boozy milkshakes.
Karen ElizabethJune 22, 2015Boozy milkshakes and tots were good but EVERY thing else is borderline inedible. The patio is open for smokers, so expect second hand smoke with your wutang mimosas.
Washington BladeJanuary 10, 2013From our review: "All the “boozy shakes,” $10 each, are named after famous television characters like Lucy Ricardo..." Read more
BROADSApril 29, 2013With boozy milkshakes and build your own cheeseburgers this spot is a Broads dream come true!
The fish tacos are still good, but the rest of the menu has been on a slow decline. Patty melt sounds tempting, right? Don't do it - Satellite Room's definition of marble rye is mind boggling.
- Washington BladeMarch 18, 2013Our dining writer says: "60's style diner features 'boozy shakes' and a meatloaf that is to die for." Read more
Come to Wu Tang Wednesdays starting at 10pm. With special drinks prices!
Grilled peanut butter & marshmallow sandwich is like nothing I've ever had before, absolutely amazing!
Oh my god. The elote! The best pseudo corn on the cob I've ever had. Great spot.
JonquilynDecember 8, 2012Try their spiked milkshakes. They're $10 but totally worth it. Their tater tots are great too.- WinterOctober 19, 2012They have a drink here called the Patsy Stone. She's an icon who knows her drinks. In other words, get it.
Try to AC Slater boozy milkshake. Don't be afraid of the avocado. It's AMAZING.
Chris CegielskiDecember 30, 2012Pretty cool diner behind the 9:30 club with a surprisingly good menu!
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- Mon–Thu
- 5:00 PM–2:00 AM
- Fri
- 5:00 PM–3:00 AM
- Sat
- 11:00 AM–3:00 AM
- Sun
- 11:00 AM–2:00 AM
(202) 506-2496
Features
Reservations
No
Credit Cards
Yes (incl. American Express)
Outdoor Seating
Yes
Food & Drink
Menus
Brunch, Dinner
Drinks
Beer, Full Bar, Cocktails
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- 7.0
"Found this place while browsing foursquare. Followed the advice to try the sweet potato pancakes, and they did not disappoint! Very friendly staff!"
Justin Hunt - 7.9
"1st time here & it did not disappoint! The DC omelette with 1/2 smoke & mumbo sauce was awesome! Nice clean & cozy spot with friendly service! WILLbe back... & love that I have a cousin named Ari ❤!"
Lee Grigsby - 8.4
"We only ordered from the cafe portion - the biscuits are fantastic! They serve Blanchard's coffee which is wonderful, and their old fashioned donut is delish as well!"
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- 9.0
"Really cool place for a show. Try to get there early for the upstairs stools. Overall, very fun! Bathrooms were also very clean (at least early on)."
Melissa Goodnight - 8.7
"Can't say enough great things about this place. Fantastic atmosphere with the outdoor seating, amazing food (try the nachos) and unique beer selections."
Vanessa French - 7.9
"Hector is so hot he tool care of my friends and I before the goldfrapp concert !!! I would come to this bar again just because of him. Really nice a d made me feel really welcomed A++++++"
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