Sam Elgeness

"Petrus red sour beer. Omg tastes like juice and gets you wasted. This place is awesome!"

"No starbuzz cuz it's illegal to sell now so we can't serve it ~"

"Dr. Sonny Joseph is amazing"

"Don't anybody try stealing this mayorship unless you've made the horrible mistake of blowing some employee in the back. I earned this shit."

"If you are a good Christian, you're better off not coming here. Satan transcended from hell to here."

"There is so much that goes on here that y'all wouldn't believe even if I told u. Baba's has it's share of twisted secrets."