"The brisket was good... The ribs had zero rub and flavor... Tried the pork and chicken too... Good thing for the sauce!!! Good fries and sweet potato casserole... Got a lb of brisket to go..."
"Listen, I'm the BBQ snob... The ribs are good... The wings are great... The pork and brisket are average and that's not good... Remember I'm a snob..."