Ryan Hayes

"Pretty rough. Was looking to see if Gordon Ramsey was going to show up. Salmon undercooked and almost raw, wrong drink refills, super over-peppered crab chowder."

"Calling ahead doesn't matter. You still wait over an hour and a half even if quoted 30 minutes. Don't believe the lie. Go to Cheddar's - it'd actually be worth the wait...and your money."

"Get the café vanilla frap. Intense."

"Not into Asian food? The sweet potato fries are amazing!"

"The grill'd chicken's mayo is really runny. Ask for light mayo if you're eating and driving!"

"Look at the gift registry computer. Wow."